Christmas Belles

by Jones, Hope & Wooten

November 6 - December 5, 2026 Fridays & Saturdays @ 8:00pm
Sundays Nov 22 & 29 @ 2:00pm

A church Christmas program spins hilariously out of control in this Southern farce about squabbling sisters, family secrets, a surly Santa, a vengeful sheep and a reluctant Elvis impersonator. It’s Christmas time in the small town of Fayro, Texas, and the Futrelle Sisters – Frankie, Twink and Honey Raye – are not exactly in a festive mood. A cranky Frankie is weeks overdue with her second set of twins. Twink, recently jilted and bitter about it, is in jail for inadvertently burning down half the town. And hot-flash-suffering Honey Raye is desperately trying to keep the Tabernacle of the Lamb’s Christmas Program from spiraling into chaos. Their hilarious holiday journey through a misadventure-filled Christmas Eve is guaranteed to bring joy to your world!

Directors Pamela Branstetter & Elvin Moriarty are seeking cast members to fill 11 roles.

Auditions

Sunday, September 20 @ 2:00pm
Monday, September 21 @ 7:30pm

Auditions are held at Theatre Suburbia (5201 Mitchelldale St, Suite A3) on Sunday afternoon and Monday evening following the opening of the prior show. Sign in starts one hour prior to start.

Auditions are open to the public and consist of cold readings from the script. Please bring your resume and headshot if you have them. If not, we have audition forms and a camera. Those cast are required to become a member of the theatre.

Everyone who auditions will receive a complimentary ticket for two to the current production. Additionally, those cast will receive a complimentary ticket for two to their show.

Read through generally occurs the Tuesday or Wednesday following auditions. Full rehearsals normally start the following Monday and run through the opening of the show.

Rehearsals are usually Monday through Thursday evenings, as well as on Fridays once the previous show closes. Additionally, there may be pick up rehearsals on the two Thursdays following opening.

Character Breakdown

Directors Pamela Branstetter & Elvin Moriarty are seeking cast members to fill 11 roles.

Miss Geneva Musgrave ( F )

Town florist

Honey Raye Futrelle ( F )

Oldest Futrelle sister

Gina Jo "GJ" Dubberly ( F )

Frankie and Dub's daughter

John Curtis Buntner ( M )

Deputy sherfiff

Twink Futrelle ( F )

Middle Futrelle sister

Dub Dubberly ( M )

Frankie's husband

Frankie Futrelle Dubberly ( F )

Youngest Futrelle sister

Rhonda Lynn Lampley ( F )

Manager of The Dairy Dog

Justin Waverly ( M )

Interim Paster at The Tabernacle of the Lamb

Raynerd Chisum ( M )

Part-time employee at The Dairy Dog

Patsy Price ( F )

Local society matron

Stick around after the Sunday audition. Theatre Suburbia directors will conduct a short workshop to help you improve your auditioning skills.

Want to get involved, but not sure on stage is the place for you? Theatre Suburbia is always looking for volunteers to help out with a variety of things.

Feel free to drop by the theatre during auditions to get a feel for the place, meet others involved here and get more information.

Cast & Crew

Pamela Branstetter

Pamela Branstetter

Director
Elvin Moriarty

Elvin Moriarty

Director